Mar 22, 2011

Quals time

The Quals schedule has been decided. Seems as though if you want to get a look at the fast guys then get in early. Fiji, Cutters, Beta, GGC, Hoosier Climber all go off before 9am. If the weather is better early then the board might be set before some people get out of bed....
79 teams in total but difficult to know exactly how many guys/gals teams because of the mysterious team names. Clearly my insight is waning given my distance so hopefully others can provide better info. However it's always fun to guess the sex of the unusually named new teams. Are these dynasties in the making?
The Alan Parsons Project- Male, the PDT wrecking crew, beware if they make the race!
Team Dark Horse- Male?
#JungleExpress- Male?
RideOn- Female?
Corean Legstrong- Female?
Phi Kappa Psi- Female?

40 comments:

Anonymous said...

I believe Legstrong are a male team, including your cargo shorts buddy from a few weeks ago.

Anonymous said...

Who is going to set the poll? Any shot at the record?

Men-Cutters
Women-AGD (Will break the record)

Anonymous said...

Ouch - a bit harsh on Phi Psi. Don't be a hater GP.

Anonymous said...

Men: Cutters
Women: Teter

Complete repeat of last year in all phases

Anonymous said...

Dark Horse is male.
#jungleExpress is also male.
Greg Bortz is beyond male. He is the alpha-male.

Anonymous said...

If any women's team is breaking the record it is Teter. AGD are you on crack?

Anonymous said...

Who is Greg Bortz?

Anonymous said...

He is the man child produced by Tom and Gluff.

Anonymous said...

Team Dark Horse has seemed paired up with DTD since the track opened...Coudright/RJ Stuart look to be -mentoring?- -molding?- their "number 1" rider...Possible mid/late-midpack..?

Anonymous said...

What are everyones predictions for front rows both men and women?

Anonymous said...

Although Dark Horse is a very young team in terms of experience, they should be a solid qualifying team.
Also, asking who Greg Bortz is, is like asking what Little 5 is. If you don't know, you should probably abandon any endeavors or goals you hold with cycling, sell your bike, and use the money to fly to Whales where Geraint can give you a full rider profile on Little 5's manliest rider. Who is Greg Bortz? Psh...

Anonymous said...

So in other words....He is a waste of my time.

Anonymous said...

Greg Bortz is all that is and ever will be man.

Anonymous said...

What's with all the hating on Bortz, for those of you that don't know him he's one of the hardest working riders and a real nice guy.

Anonymous said...

That's why I said he's the alpha-male. He's a quality guy. If you don't know him, honestly it's like not knowing what Little 5 is. Go Bortz or Go Home.

Anonymous said...

That's not hating on Bortz, I wish I was all that was and ever will be man. Sadly, I'm stuck somewhere between an awkward pre-teen and underdeveloped 19 year old.

Anonymous said...

... must ride for Sammy...

Anonymous said...

Warn him to not become too manly and awesome cuz Kiel will write up another petition

Anonymous said...

ROB SMALLMAN GONNA RIP SOME SHIT!
BOY GOT AN ENGINE!

Anonymous said...

You have to do A LOT more than win Cat 5 races to "rip shit" and I'll even agree that Smallman is a great rookie but unless he plans to ride all 200 laps HC will lose the main pack when Smallman is off the bike.

Anonymous said...

The only impressive things about Smallman are the 18 calf muscles he has.

Anonymous said...

Team Dark House is one of Coudright's mentor teams picked/assigned to him by Rider's Council. Every Rider's Council member should be doing the same thing with their mentor teams. Little 5's enough of a circus already so I'm glad to see RC actually offering some help to the other riders/teams that need it.

Anonymous said...

Do we have bets on Lusk drinking the last sips of a 2-liter of coke 10 minutes or 20 minutes before Cutter's quals? I'm going to just split the difference and say 15. Ammmiright?

Hank said...

I don't like Coke...make it a Monster and you're on

Anonymous said...

I am doing a line of coke before I run quals, kind of the same thing.

rmsmallm said...

Since when do people care about cat 5 race results?

Anonymous said...

And by a monster you mean popcorn and skittles right?

Anonymous said...

Lusk, Harbison, Walsh, Stanford and Brodel all suck balls. They are basking in the glory of young. Let me ask you guys...what does it taste like to suck on the tit of eric young and the nether region of jim kirkham? Just some food for thought.

-Morrow

Anonymous said...

hahaha well someone has sigma chi on their radar. you know youve made it when some anonymous signs your name. classy.

Anonymous said...

naa. I think that really was Morrow. I wouldn't wanna get shown up by a vacuum salesman or whatever young is now either. but he was wrong with one thing. lusk only sucks on skittles.

Anonymous said...

I wanna see smallman vs. young in a 20 lap time trial---just sayin'

Anonymous said...

You can say whatever you want about the Cutters guys but at the end of the day they still have what everyone else wants: championships. It doesn't matter who's on the team because it's a team event so obviously everyone on here in insecure about their own talents stacked up against the Cutters. Atleast when I get on this site to read all this nonsense I see that Lusk actually puts his name next to his posts along with this smallman guy. I'm from out of town so don't know smallman but looking forward to seeing him in a few weeks. These individuals aren't scared of what you other clowns have to say and it's a shame that you have to put another rider's name next to a post that he clearly didn't write.

Tom said...

I can assure that Morrow did not post that crap.

Tom

Anonymous said...

What's the deal with greek teams collaborating? Saw Beta and Phi Delt looking pretty cozy at the track over break. There was another team there that I couldn't identify: maybe Delts? Could working together help one of them unseat the Cutters?

Anonymous said...

Ha Delts wouldn't work with anyone, all they do is piss people off on the track and complain. Have you seen their rookies? They are like a married couple they whine so much. They can't work with each other, let alone another team.

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Anonymous said...

Whats with Lusk fucking around on his girlfriend?

Just curious.

Side-Show Bob

Anonymous said...

Beta had a nice run last night even with the conditions coming in around 2:24. Skin suits for practice quals must be the cool thing to do...

Anonymous said...

Fail to prepare, prepare to fail.

Anonymous said...

First row-Cutters, Phi Psi, BKB
Teter, Wing it, KKG