Jul 20, 2010

Surprise Move....

In a surprise move, IUSF have given ex-Cutter Clayton Feldman the opportunity to use his final year of eligibility for Little 500! However in order the spread the talent pool they have insisted that he ride for a different team. The recruitment has began...

30 comments:

Anonymous said...

He's all ours

Anonymous said...

April Fools Day isn't for another nine months.

Anonymous said...

troll!

Todd said...

In honor of Woj - Clayton will be racing for Wilkie.

Anonymous said...

Thief!!!!

Anonymous said...

Phi Delt? He'd never survive pledgeship. Better try Sigma Chi or F1J1...they don't discriminate against goats.

Anonymous said...

good one phi delt; i'm guessing he would go to an independent team because 1.) they have a better shot at beating the cutters god knows phi delt can't and 2.) i'm guessing he doesn't want to be pissed on or play with another dude's weiner.

Anonymous said...

Phi delts have weiners?

Anonymous said...

Independent??? Interesting, because last year's results would beg to differ...only two GDI's in the top 10.

2Phi Delta Theta 6 2:09:01:00 200
3Phi Gamma Delta 11 2:09:02:00 200
4Delta Tau Delta 4 2:09:03:00 200
5Beta Theta Pi 5 2:09:05:00 200
6Gray Goat Cycling 3 2:09:06:00 200
7Sigma Chi 8 2:09:49:00 200
8Sigma Nu 21 2:09:50:00 200
9Phi Kappa Psi 2 2:09:51:00 200
10Black Key Bulls 7 2:09:52:00 200

Anonymous said...

Phi Delts pledgeship!?? HAHAHAHA. What a joke

Todd said...

Umm - I think you left off one independent bringing the total to 3 of the top ten.

How about this stat:

2000-2010 - 2 frats won Little 5 while the other 9 titles went non-greek.

I'll be gracious and give Gafombi and Corleones to the frat total which means the Fratties were 4-7 over the last 11 Little 5s.

I guess racing for top ten is the goal in your book though.

Anonymous said...

no one remembers anyone but first

Anonymous said...

... or, as I hear it, "second place is first loser!"

Anonymous said...

Or 2nd place is like kissing your sister.

Woj

Anonymous said...

I'd be okay with second my sister is sexy!
-hank

Anonymous said...

Todd - the original post began with a discussion about Clayton switching teams. Therefore, Cutters should be left off the list. He wouldn't be switching to the Cutters.

Wow - I can't believe I just spent 10 seconds of my life explaining that. We need some better things to talk about here!

Anonymous said...

So what's to stop Clayton's team just acting as lead out for the cutters on the sprint? Or to pace them back into the race if they are down?

He's won 3 times with Cutters, why not 4?

Hank said...

Good one! I like how everyone hides behind pedals and spokes. Whoever is writing this ridiculous comments not only about myself but bringing my sister into it has a lot of nerve. It's only a matter of time before someone gets drunk and the truth comes out and when I find out who it is you might want to drop out of school because you crossed the boundary and paybacks are a bitch; rest assured you little pussy

Hank said...

sorry about the bad grammer; i was cleaning my handgun while typing

Hank said...

And I was also busy eating big macs and thinking about my sexy sister

Geraint Parry said...

I feel a little bad for setting up the Phi Delts to take some shit but the truth is they are one of the few teams that actually took the race to the Cutters this year. The only way anyone will beat those SOBs is if someone trains as hard and attacks them. Eric Young didn't podium yesterday at Superweek so he clearly can be beat!!

Anonymous said...

The Greeks secret weapon this year is obviously The Husky Czar's sister! Whoever gets to her first wins.

Speaking of secret weapons, why doesnt anyone inact the old TMT weapon of paying the way for riders. I would love to see a new team come in that I could hate. Think about it, get some good young guys on a team and we see what happens to the team that stole its name from a movie and everyone thinks they are townies but they really arent called the cutters.

Anonymous said...

There are like 5 Hanks on here. For the record I thought that joke was funny and now I want to see a picture of your sister.

Woj

Anonymous said...

To actually believe that Clayton would ride for a team other than the cutters is silly. He is a cutter for life and thats not gonna change.

-Perez

hank said...

Woj I'm trying to talk my sister into coming to IU and riding for Teter but I think I'll sway her toward theta or something now...

Anonymous said...

Ha Ha. Come on Hank! I am kidding. Don't you dare! I take it all back. Didn't know she was that young either. oops.

Woj

Anonymous said...

Can someone please address the questions I already posted?

"So what's to stop Clayton's new team just acting as lead out for the cutters on the sprint? Or to pace them back into the race if they are down?"

Todd said...

Do you think Young really needs a leadout?

Anonymous said...

Cav doesn't either but Renshaw increases his probability of winning.

It's not just the sprint either and you know that. Attacking and counterattacking, gapping teams, general protection in the field.

I understand the need to continue a legacy - but this really doens't help the race

Todd said...

"I understand the need to continue a legacy - but this really doens't help the race"

Ummm - you realize that this is all a joke? Clayton is most definitely finished with Little 500.