The Quals schedule has been decided. Seems as though if you want to get a look at the fast guys then get in early. Fiji, Cutters, Beta, GGC, Hoosier Climber all go off before 9am. If the weather is better early then the board might be set before some people get out of bed....
79 teams in total but difficult to know exactly how many guys/gals teams because of the mysterious team names. Clearly my insight is waning given my distance so hopefully others can provide better info. However it's always fun to guess the sex of the unusually named new teams. Are these dynasties in the making?
The Alan Parsons Project- Male, the PDT wrecking crew, beware if they make the race!
Team Dark Horse- Male?
#JungleExpress- Male?
RideOn- Female?
Corean Legstrong- Female?
Phi Kappa Psi- Female?
I believe Legstrong are a male team, including your cargo shorts buddy from a few weeks ago.
ReplyDeleteWho is going to set the poll? Any shot at the record?
ReplyDeleteMen-Cutters
Women-AGD (Will break the record)
Ouch - a bit harsh on Phi Psi. Don't be a hater GP.
ReplyDeleteMen: Cutters
ReplyDeleteWomen: Teter
Complete repeat of last year in all phases
Dark Horse is male.
ReplyDelete#jungleExpress is also male.
Greg Bortz is beyond male. He is the alpha-male.
If any women's team is breaking the record it is Teter. AGD are you on crack?
ReplyDeleteWho is Greg Bortz?
ReplyDeleteHe is the man child produced by Tom and Gluff.
ReplyDeleteTeam Dark Horse has seemed paired up with DTD since the track opened...Coudright/RJ Stuart look to be -mentoring?- -molding?- their "number 1" rider...Possible mid/late-midpack..?
ReplyDeleteWhat are everyones predictions for front rows both men and women?
ReplyDeleteAlthough Dark Horse is a very young team in terms of experience, they should be a solid qualifying team.
ReplyDeleteAlso, asking who Greg Bortz is, is like asking what Little 5 is. If you don't know, you should probably abandon any endeavors or goals you hold with cycling, sell your bike, and use the money to fly to Whales where Geraint can give you a full rider profile on Little 5's manliest rider. Who is Greg Bortz? Psh...
So in other words....He is a waste of my time.
ReplyDeleteGreg Bortz is all that is and ever will be man.
ReplyDeleteWhat's with all the hating on Bortz, for those of you that don't know him he's one of the hardest working riders and a real nice guy.
ReplyDeleteThat's why I said he's the alpha-male. He's a quality guy. If you don't know him, honestly it's like not knowing what Little 5 is. Go Bortz or Go Home.
ReplyDeleteThat's not hating on Bortz, I wish I was all that was and ever will be man. Sadly, I'm stuck somewhere between an awkward pre-teen and underdeveloped 19 year old.
ReplyDelete... must ride for Sammy...
ReplyDeleteWarn him to not become too manly and awesome cuz Kiel will write up another petition
ReplyDeleteROB SMALLMAN GONNA RIP SOME SHIT!
ReplyDeleteBOY GOT AN ENGINE!
You have to do A LOT more than win Cat 5 races to "rip shit" and I'll even agree that Smallman is a great rookie but unless he plans to ride all 200 laps HC will lose the main pack when Smallman is off the bike.
ReplyDeleteThe only impressive things about Smallman are the 18 calf muscles he has.
ReplyDeleteTeam Dark House is one of Coudright's mentor teams picked/assigned to him by Rider's Council. Every Rider's Council member should be doing the same thing with their mentor teams. Little 5's enough of a circus already so I'm glad to see RC actually offering some help to the other riders/teams that need it.
ReplyDeleteDo we have bets on Lusk drinking the last sips of a 2-liter of coke 10 minutes or 20 minutes before Cutter's quals? I'm going to just split the difference and say 15. Ammmiright?
ReplyDeleteI don't like Coke...make it a Monster and you're on
ReplyDeleteI am doing a line of coke before I run quals, kind of the same thing.
ReplyDeleteSince when do people care about cat 5 race results?
ReplyDeleteAnd by a monster you mean popcorn and skittles right?
ReplyDeleteLusk, Harbison, Walsh, Stanford and Brodel all suck balls. They are basking in the glory of young. Let me ask you guys...what does it taste like to suck on the tit of eric young and the nether region of jim kirkham? Just some food for thought.
ReplyDelete-Morrow
hahaha well someone has sigma chi on their radar. you know youve made it when some anonymous signs your name. classy.
ReplyDeletenaa. I think that really was Morrow. I wouldn't wanna get shown up by a vacuum salesman or whatever young is now either. but he was wrong with one thing. lusk only sucks on skittles.
ReplyDeleteI wanna see smallman vs. young in a 20 lap time trial---just sayin'
ReplyDeleteYou can say whatever you want about the Cutters guys but at the end of the day they still have what everyone else wants: championships. It doesn't matter who's on the team because it's a team event so obviously everyone on here in insecure about their own talents stacked up against the Cutters. Atleast when I get on this site to read all this nonsense I see that Lusk actually puts his name next to his posts along with this smallman guy. I'm from out of town so don't know smallman but looking forward to seeing him in a few weeks. These individuals aren't scared of what you other clowns have to say and it's a shame that you have to put another rider's name next to a post that he clearly didn't write.
ReplyDeleteI can assure that Morrow did not post that crap.
ReplyDeleteTom
What's the deal with greek teams collaborating? Saw Beta and Phi Delt looking pretty cozy at the track over break. There was another team there that I couldn't identify: maybe Delts? Could working together help one of them unseat the Cutters?
ReplyDeleteHa Delts wouldn't work with anyone, all they do is piss people off on the track and complain. Have you seen their rookies? They are like a married couple they whine so much. They can't work with each other, let alone another team.
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ReplyDeleteWhats with Lusk fucking around on his girlfriend?
ReplyDeleteJust curious.
Side-Show Bob
Beta had a nice run last night even with the conditions coming in around 2:24. Skin suits for practice quals must be the cool thing to do...
ReplyDeleteFail to prepare, prepare to fail.
ReplyDeleteFirst row-Cutters, Phi Psi, BKB
ReplyDeleteTeter, Wing it, KKG